TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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