Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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