: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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