Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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