and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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