Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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