you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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