Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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