So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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