It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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