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Wipe that smile off your face.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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