He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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