I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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