Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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