nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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