i permit you to call me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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