i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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