Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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