Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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