I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
