my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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