I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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