I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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