I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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