I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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