Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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