But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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