I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
