I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.