awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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