just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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