I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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