I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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