In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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