i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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