Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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