How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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