He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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