Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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