We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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