NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
