so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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