Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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