are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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