I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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