We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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