But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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