these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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