Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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