i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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