hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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