After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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