when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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