'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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