Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
