So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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