Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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